i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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