I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Houston, we have a blender
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I FOUND THE LEGS
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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