you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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