so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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