I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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