I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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