S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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