Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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