remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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