and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
May the power of my ass compel you!!
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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