Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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