even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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