were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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