so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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