I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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