It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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