Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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