Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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