she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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