i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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