Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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