i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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