Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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