$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
NoShamevember. You game?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
