Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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