also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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