Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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