omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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