Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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