I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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