are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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