In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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