But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
