one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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