I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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