I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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