# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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