don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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