oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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