There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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