It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
