I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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