so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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