Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I could fuck to npr.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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