i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i permit you to call me
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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