okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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