Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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