i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
