Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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