You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
third nipple confirmed
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I pour the whiskey from now on
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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