it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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