I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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