quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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