I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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